Crappy Poems

To me writing crappy poems is big time fun. The more stupid they turn out the better I feel.

Writing poems are funny in a number of ways. You never expect to come out with one but thats when it happens. Look at this one for instance..

sleep tight
the whole night
you might .....
not feel light...
but dont diet...

This happened to be a conversation between me and one of my best freinds over yahoo messenger. I think it very much qualifies for a crappy poem. I thought it was really cool. It rhymes and for me thats a poem.

It reminds me of another converstaion I had about cats with my freind. I dont remember how exacty it happened but it just happened...but what happened was awesome..

kitty kat...
u are fat...
u stupid cat...
now stop doing tht?

That was an awesome rhyme scheme..isnt it??

NO BEERS IN BALTIMORE

Today for the first time after comming to the United States, me and my friend set out in search for beer. Although I have had beer lot of times over the past 1 year I never had to buy them...it was there and I just had to grab one. Today was different though...we felt we need one bcoz there is nothing much one can do on a hot sunday afternoon in Baltimore. Going to a pub (in the afternoon?@???) could have been a good idea. But we were too lazy for that and decided get the fluids home from nearby liquor shop. Apparently most liquor shops here dont work on sundays and we did not know that. Now that was something embarassing for someone who claims to be a connoisseur in this field.

So lesson for the day was " No beers on sunday afternoon in Baltimore. If you want it bad, rush to the pub".