The SE7EN who stood out

One fine day Joey wakes up and decides this day is not meant for him. Joey who still considers questioning the findings of Copernicus, believes that in their natural state everything revolves around him. If a day doesn't suit him, it has no right to exist. Today dint suit him. Today shall suit none.

Bill is generally okay with anything. If someone thinks he's a fool, Bill shall prove him wrong. At any cost Bill shall show him that he can be a smartass if required. No matter how stupid a thing he has to do, he shall, to save his hurt ego. "What is a man without an ego?" he asks.

Unlike Bill, Dana was perhaps a born smartass. Penny saved is more than one earned. Thats Dana's take on life. With her pride priced a dime, she is perhaps the only one who can make Joey agree with Copernicus. How if everyone knew to flaunt a smile as shameless as hers.

Jane is full of words. More of the less meaningful ones. Nice to some, rude to the rest. Thats the Jane way.

Nice guys are extinct. Almost would be better. Probably its the fear of extinction that made Ron the way he is. Slightly self-centered. He survives with slight difficulty. He has learnt to absorb some of them. Others he ignores, i guess.

You'll either like him or you'll hate him. You just cant ignore him. Thats Mark. Right in everything - if you think it his way. If he gets to decide, he will be alone in heaven. All you sinners....

Matt is a loser. You tell him you'll yell - he'll give it away. Everyone tells him he is a nice fella. He probably does not realize that everyone appreciates a good loser as long as its someone else. Matt the loser.

Now who am I?